Broken Wing and the Middle Finger

“Hello,” I answered, shutting the trunk of my car.
“I think Nellie broke her arm. She fell from a structure on a playground, and she can’t stop crying. Where are you?” he asked, urgency spilling through the phone.

In the background, I heard my daughter screaming at full volume. It was the most devastating roar I’d ever heard from her—deep and loud, like a whale, but screechier. I felt a sudden rush of heat, as if someone had poured boiling water over my head.

Damn. She’s hurt, I thought, starting the engine. I gripped the wheel tight and took off.

“I’m in the car. I’ll be there in ten minutes,” I forced the words out through my tightening throat.
“We’re waiting for an ambulance,” he said, his tone mirroring mine. “Hurry,” he added, and hung up.

My heart was pounding. I accelerated, but soon got trapped behind an old lady driving fifteen miles per hour in a thirty-five zone. I followed her while Nellie’s cry echoed in my head, louder than the speakers in the doors. How badly is she injured? What if she fell on her head?

For a few blocks, my thoughts raced at the speed of light, while my car crawled like a turtle. I was tempted to honk, but this lady probably was too old to hear it anyway. My frustration boiled inside until Granny stopped at a red light, nearly rear-ending a white Mercedes. I swerved to the right lane, hoping to pass both cars when the light changed.
A few long seconds later, I finally got the green. I hit the gas like I was auditioning for Fast & Furious—minus the fancy car.

I looked into the mirror to see if I had enough distance to change lanes, but then I saw… a hairy arm and a middle finger coming out of a white Mercedes! Like a reversed palm tree flipping me off from the jungle of traffic. I tried to ignore the gesture. My daughter’s screams still resonated in my head so, surely, I could not care less about an asshole in a Mercedes. Yet, I was pissed. Pissed and frantic.

I wanted to be with my daughter. Shit. I was pushing past fifty! A speeding ticket now would kill me. No way, I couldn’t afford to lose a second.

I stopped at a red light and saw the white Mercedes slide up to my right. No more palm trees waving. He must’ve thought he’d lost the race to a blonde chick in a dusty Subaru, now idling for a rematch. Then the window began to roll down, revealing Mr. Asshole with dark shades and an even darker attitude.

He shook his head, adjusting his flashy glasses (or just showing them off in the most ostentatious way), looked at me, and spoke: “You couldn’t wait, could you?”
Wait for what? I thought. But I hadn’t said anything—not for another three seconds.

Then I took a long breath and said two precise sentences, both of which would’ve made my mother gasp and a pirate proud.

I watched his jaw drop, the black stubble blending into his black T-shirt.

I stared at him for a moment. Still. Then winked.
“Nice talking to you. Drive carefully.” The light changed and I drove off, leaving behind a faint, fading ‘Oh, uh…’

When I finally got there, I saw an ambulance driving off. Red lights flashing, siren wailing. My stomach turned.

I followed them to the hospital. Doctors confirmed: My angel broke her wing.

© 2025 WolverineLily 🌺

Author’s Note:
This happened a few years ago, on Max’s birthday. One I’ll never forget. 🙂

Misdialed Date

Chicago 2005.

It was a mid-summer day. The sky was as gray as a billionaire’s suit, and the sun refused to show its smile.

A pounding echoed through Amy’s apartment.
“One second,” Amy called, barely cracking open the door. Dressed in shorts and a t-shirt, she juggled the door knob and battled her rebel hair with her free hand.

“What are you doing here so early?” she squinted at the familiar face.
“Early? It’s almost eleven,” Dan replied, nudging the door open and striding in as if he owned the place. Clearly, he was no stranger to Amy’s apartment or her couch.

“Yeah, but do you remember how late you dropped me off last night? I went to bed at ‘this morning o’clock’.” Amy yawned, trailing Dan to the living room.

She peeked outside, noticing the sky screaming an overcast mess.
“This isn’t beach weather, is it?” Amy observed the trees bending in the wind like a morning yoga pose gone wrong.
“Nope. Looks like we’re not the only ones hungover. But we can do something else,” Dan suggested, already commandeering the remote.

“Coffee first. I need to wake up,” Amy declared, holding her index finger and heading to the kitchen.
“And maybe a bagel?” Dan called, settling into the couch like it was his living room.

“How’s George? He ended up driving Rita home, right?” Amy’s voice floated over the sound of brewing coffee.
“Did he? Man, he was smashed.” Dan flicked through channels.
“I hate when he drives like that,” Amy muttered. “The party was nuts, and George got totally wrecked.”
“Good for him. First big night since his breakup,” Dan replied.
“I know. After everything with his ex…” She paused, considering a thought.

“Do you think he hit it off with Rita?”
“What?” Dan’s eyes were glued to the TV.
“Maybe he’s still at Rita’s?” Amy teased, walking back with two steaming cups of coffee.
“You think they… no way. They just met,” Dan scoffed, accepting his cup.
“I don’t know, I got a vibe,” Amy smirked, pulling out her Motorola flip-phone. “Let’s see.”

She dialed, putting on her best ‘Rita’ voice.
“Hi George, did I wake you? Just wanted to thank you for last night…” Dan’s eyebrow arched in surprise as he listened to Amy’s voice, a perfect imitation of Rita’s, turning more flirtatious with every word.

“Are you busy tonight?” There was a long pause. George talked while Amy was nodding.
“We should totally go rollerblading later.” Amy winked at Dan, who was watching her with his jaw wide open. “Great. Pick me up at 5.” A short pause. “Okay, see you then.”

Dan nearly spit his coffee.
“He can’t think you’re actually Rita, can he?” Amy hung up, a mischievous glint in her eyes. “He’s got a rollerblading date with ‘Rita’ at 5 tonight.”
“No way. He fell for it?” Dan laughed loud and hard, disbelief coloring his tone. “This is gold!”

*

George parked his Altima outside a modest single-story house, the smallest on the block, with a well-tended lawn surrounding it. He checked his hair in the rearview mirror and headed for the door.

It was exactly 5 o’clock. He rang the bell and waited with anticipation.
“Hi,” Rita greeted him, not stepping aside to let him in.
“Hi, ready for rollerblading?” George asked, his body shifting nervously from one foot to another.
“Rollerblading?” Rita looked puzzled. “No, I can’t. I’ve got other plans. You should have called earlier…”

George’s face fell as he stood awkwardly at her doorstep, mixed feelings swirling within him.

Both stared at each other in silence for a moment. Something was off.
“But you called me about it this morning…”
“I didn’t call you today at all,” Rita frowned.
Flustered, George apologized and retreated to his car. What else could he do? His anticipation dissolved into a confusing blend of disappointment and embarrassment.

He was about to start his car when his phone rang.
“Rollerblading, huh?” Amy teased.

George groaned.
“It was you? I thought Emily set me up.”
“Nope, all me. Sorry, George, I got carried away. I owe you a big apology—I’ve gone too far.” Amy’s voice softened, yet she struggled to stop laughing. “I can’t believe you fell for this!”

George shook his head, even though Amy couldn’t see him.

“Come over, I’m ordering pizza,” Amy added.
George sighed. He couldn’t decide whether he should scream with anger or laugh. He put the key in the ignition and drove off.

Amy and Dan couldn’t stop cracking up as they awaited George’s arrival to clear the air and get a full story.

“You two watch out; just wait for my comeback,” George grumbled as he walked in. “I’m warning you. You have no idea what is coming at you,” he announced, unable to suppress a smile at the absurdity of it all. “I mean it.”

“Good to see you without your rollerblades,” quipped Amy, extending her arms to hug George. “Please, don’t be mad at me.”

“You ordered pizza; I brought beer,” said George with a smile, closing the door behind.


Author’s Note:
Meet the real Amy and George—they are actual people. In fact, I’m Amy, and George is my friend Matt. This is the only picture I could find of us from many years ago. We are standing in water, awaiting alligators (at least that’s what the tour guide told us). What you don’t see is the boat on the other side, filled with a bunch of ‘chickens’ too scared to step out, including Dan, who took this picture. And finally, yes, I really did set up that rollerblading prank date. 🙂

Law School Blues: Hustles, Hurdles… or Hilarity

Dedicated to Law Students and Bar Exam Takers. You got this!! Good luck!


Law school felt like battling a monstrous beast,
From day one: a torturous intellectual feast.
Cases and books—an oppressive digest,
The LSAT was just the appetizer for this relentless quest!

Many groaned, calling the LSAT a dread,
Unaware it was a preview of sleepless nights ahead.
Reading, briefing, monotonous lore,
Parties a myth! All fun’s out the door!

Free time vanished, hobbies took flight,
Gym and karate? All gone overnight!
Constantly seated, my chair-bound plight,
Gained weight! Out of shape! Now, isn’t that right?

No midterms to ease, just finals—so grand;
One exam to decide if you sink or stand!
Finishing 1L, stress rockets in flight,
A 3-hour horse race final in the dead of night.

Graded on a curve, it’s anyone’s game,
Score high, yet still, can endure the shame.
Classmates as rivals, friends now in jest,
Cutthroat and brutal; law school’s no rest.

Three years of torture, sleepless and grim,
Reading and writing till your eyesight dims.
Friends? What friends? They all disappeared!!
Only on Christmas, some family cheered.

Then there’s the BAR, oh man, what a “treat,”
Study till you fall off your seat!
California’s the worst—tough as can be.
Fail—and an attorney you may never be!

Money? You ask, was it worth all the pain?
Well, lawyers ain’t rolling in endless champagne!
Huge responsibility and liability too,
Makes you ponder: Was this the right thing to do?

But if law is your passion; your heart’s true delight,
Maybe—just maybe—it’s worth the long fight.
Yet, if you dream of something else instead,
Run far from law school, run fast, my friend!